Recent conversation with my husband while he's edging around the mulch in the front yard...
B: So, I guess I'm going to straighten out this edge here...
Me: Yeah, uh, good idea. So, I've been wanting a chocolate milkshake. For five days in a row.
B: How far do you think I should come out? (motioning with shovel in the general direction of the mulch)
A: (Pointing) There looks good. Five nights in a row, B. Five nights.
A: (Walking inside) Just let me know if you find any chocolate milkshakes out there in the mulch.